MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.
YA HOO - What you yell after selling all you owned to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 36 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
2 comments:
hahahaha... did you make this up yourself?
Ha, no, I am not nearly that funny!
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